Royal Wedding Fake Tan!
I must say that if I was the Duchess of Cambridge, or any other bride for that matter, and my sister was hogging al
l of my limelight (albeit not intentionally, I suppose Pippa can’t help being exceptionally gorgeous!) I don’t think I’d be overly impressed.
Her slim, toned, figure and faux sun-kissed skin has been the envy of every woman in the world! With Department stores claiming a 219% increase in the sales of popular fake tan brands, such as St Tropez, literally hours after the wedding.

Fake tanning experts from the well known department store have explained how a good exfoliator and applying plenty of moisturiser a few hours before the tanning process will ensure a stunning, sun kissed glow to your skin, just like Pippa’s! With 10% off all St Tropez Fake Tan products it’s your perfect excuse to glow like the sister of a Duchess. Which, judging by the press, is who everyone wants to be right now!
Follow the expert advice: get the full sized St Tropez Exfoliant, St Tropez Body Moisturiser and St Tropez Tanning Lotion for the fabulous discount price of £51.30! Orange hands are a dead give away dont forget your latex gloves, now £2.70!